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The GF texted her BF
“mahal, pnta
k s bhay, wlang
tao…”
nagm2dali umalis ang BF..
pagdating s
bahay ng gf..
ktok cya ng ktok..
wla ngang tao.
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bigas,
gasoline,
pamasahe,
tuition fee,
isda,
karne…
lhat nlang
nagmamahalan!!
… tayo nlng hindi.
Yan ang banat!
Hahahaha
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what will happen if:
you had a
wooden car…
with wooden
seats…
wooden
tires…
and a
wooden engine…
..?!?
malamang!
It wooden start! =)
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MRS: doc, musta na
Aswa ko?
DOC: sorry mula
Ngayon ikaw na
magpapaligo at
magpapakain sa
kanya kasi putol
na paa at kamay niya.
MRS: Ho? Di nga?!
DOC: ninerbyos ka
No?
Hahaha!
Jowk lang, patay na
Siya…
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Wen I need a
Frend…
ANJAN KA!
Wen I’m lonely..
ANJAN KA!
Wen I’m afraid
ANJAN KA!
Wen I need help
ANJAN KA!
Aba!
Kelan k
Kya pu2ntaa
D2…
Lagi k nlng
ANJAN!?!
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noon…
mhirap
lng
kmi..
kunten2
na
kmi
sa
tigiisang
tuyo..
pro
ngaun
myaman
na
kmi…
Tigdadalawa
Na!
…haha belat!
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nu ba problema mo?
Tnatanong lng naman kita
Minumura mo
Pa ako…
D nmn kta pinipilit
Sumagot
Kung d mo kaya
Eh d wag nah…
-test paper…
(nag-eemote)
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did u know dat…
-cockroaches have fingers and nails?
-rats can cure diabetes?
-ballpens n d earlier tyms are used
as needles in making umbrella?
-d saliva of a horse is usd in mking cheese?
Galling noh?
Lahat yan imbento ko lang
Hahahahah!
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words of a student
to live by:
“wenever I feel
like studying..
…I lie down until
the feeling is gone..”
haha
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