Mangarap at Magtagumpay

  
Tulad ng mga ibon sa himpapawid,
Abutin ang iyong pangarap ng matuwid,
Huwag tangkaing gumawa ng kasamaan,
Bagkus, bukal sa loob na kabutihan.

Tulad ng nakatindig na kawayan,
Nakatayo sa gitna ng kaguluhan,
Huwag padadaig sa kahirapan,
Tahakin ang buhay na may katapangan.

Tulad ng punong nalalagasan ng dahon,
‘Wag mawalan ng pag-asa sa pagkakataon,
Dahil pagdating ng tamang panahon
Muling bubunga, muling babangon.

Tulad ng buwan [...]

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Periodical test

Instructions: Read each question carefully. Answer all questions.
Time limit: 2 hours. Begin immediately.
Art: Given one eight-count box of crayons and three sheets of notebook paper, recreate the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. Skin tones should be true to life.
Biology: Create life. Estimate the differences in subsequent human culture if this form of life had developed [...]

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Test Answers

Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the organ of the species.
Benjamin Franklin produced electricity by rubbing cats backwards.
The theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made man think.
Three kinds of blood vessels are arteries, vanes and caterpillers.
The dodo is a bird that is almost decent by now.
To remove air from a flask, [...]

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Fifty fun things to do during an exam

You should not attempt these things during an actual exam. The following is meant for entertainment purposes only.
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say “oh geez, better get cracking” and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.
2. Get a copy of [...]

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Fun things to do on the first day of class

This is for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you do any of these things on the first day of class or for that matter, on any day of class.
1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. [...]

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Student’s World History

The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. The Egyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube. The [...]

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Is Window a VIRUS?

With the recent problems being encountered by Windows users all across the country, people are begin to ask themselves if windows is a virus. In response to the high demand for an answer to that question a study was done and concluded the following.
1. Viruses replicate quickly.
Windows does this.
2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, [...]

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Tips to win a friend

Give honest and sincere appreciation

Don’t criticize, condemn or complain

Arouse in other person an eager

Makeother person feel important

Smile =)

Become genuinely interested in other people

Talk in terms of other people interst.

be a good listener

Remember the person name

Remeber to choose s GOOD friend, the one you can trust and lean on
GOOD LUCK

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Why Worry?

Worry is a subtleof EVIL.
It wreaks untold havoc in the lives of people.
Disguised as having to do with relieving your predicament,
worry actually disturn your PEACE and squanders
your time. It slackens your mind from thinking
right and makes you BLIND to REASON. Worry
causes you to be PASSIVE or WRECKLESS. It puts
worry agitates CONFUSION and creates a dizzy
SLUGGARD [...]

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Mangarap at Umibig

Magtungo kang matahimik maging sa gitna ng ingay at pagmamadali,
at tandaan mong may kapayapaan sa alin mang katahimikan.
Hanngat maaari bagamat hindi ka sumusuko maging mabuti ka
sa pakikitungo sa lahta ng mga tao.
Sabihin mo ang katotohanan nang tahimik at malinaw;
at pakinggan mo ang kapwa, maging sila’y tanga o mangmang:
pagkat sila man ay mayroon ding isasalaysay.
Iwasan mo [...]

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